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Fire burns beneath me

Simmering is no option

Rapid boil 'til done

xo Schatzie

I have dozens of Headcheese slices of art mounted on meat trays ready to hang in your gallery! Yum!
Please contact Schatzie if you are in need of the following:
*Headcheese content, Renegade Deli art, Poetry, Pumpkin carving, *Snoball (*Hostess) art, Haiku, Greeting cards, a Lindy Hopping/Swing/Salsa Dancing Partner, Gothic hand lettering, Logo design, Donut related photography and prose, Dental ImPlants, Art Directing, Word Pimping, Lounge Singing, Pirating, Photo shoot Prop/Wardrobe Styling and Staging, a Michael Jackson doppelgänger, an Anne Bancroft doppelgänger, Uke playing, a long distance nightime runner, a friend, an enemy...or anything that involves danger.
xo Schatzie  
*Headcheese ˈhed.tʃiːz: A cold cut that originated in Europe. Headcheese is not a dairy cheese. There is no cheese involved.



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