Fire burns beneath me
Simmering is no option
Rapid boil 'til done
Schatzie is currently seeking clients in need of *Headcheese content and art, Poetry, Pumpkin carving, Haiku, Lindy Hop Lessons, Gothic hand lettering, Logo design, Wordsmithing, Costuming, Photo shoot Prop/Wardrobe Styling and Staging, a Michael Jackson Doppleganger, or most importantly... anything bordering on the absurd.
Contact her at or **firstname.lastname@example.org
*Headcheese ˈhed.tʃiːz: A cold cut that originated in Europe. Headcheese is not a dairy cheese. There is no cheese involved.
Schatzie used to be married to an Italian a very long time ago. Everyday he'd ask her, "What's for dinner?" and she always would say,"No Pizza". Not that she disliked pizza that much... but he loved pizza... and she did not want to eat it 365 days a year.