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Fire burns beneath me

Simmering is no option

Rapid boil 'til done

xo Schatzie

I have dozens of slices of Headcheese art mounted on meat trays ready to hang in your gallery! Yum!
Please contact Schatzie if you are in need of ...
*Headcheese content, Renegade Deli art, Poetry, Pumpkin carving, **Snoball art, Haiku, a Lindy Hopping/Swing/Salsa Dancing Partner, Pickleballing, Gothic hand lettering, Arm Wrestling, Donut related photography and prose, Dental ImPlants, Dental Artwork, Art Directing, WordPimping, Lounge Singing, Pirating, Photoshoot Prop/Wardrobe Styling and Staging, a Michael Jackson doppelgänger, an Anne Bancroft doppelgänger, Uke playing, Saw playing, Sea Shanty singin’, Runway Modeling, a Long Distance Nightime Runner, a Friend, an Enemy...or anything that involves danger.
xo Schatzie  
*Headcheese ˈhed.tʃiːz: A cold cut that originated in Europe. Headcheese is not a dairy cheese. There is no cheese involved.
*Snoball: Hostess

Schatzie is seeking a Pirate, Cowboy, Rockstar or dance, sing and get in trouble with. 

Find Schatzie's writing at Broke-Ass Stuart and The Bold Italic

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